- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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