- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Obama = ebola

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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