- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

i just wrote this so hard

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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