- Anti Joke

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train