Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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