How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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PICKLES

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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France had one revolution

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

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