What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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