How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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