That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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