Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

My peni s

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Fox News

Whats green? The color green.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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