- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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