- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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