- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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