Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Sixty... eight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Abortion.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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this website is a bad joke

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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