- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

knock knock... ...no answer

Cancer. Super Cancer.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

whats black? the colour

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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