- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

this website is a bad joke

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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