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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Yellow People !!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

womens rights.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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