- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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