Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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