- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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