- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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