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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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