- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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