3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Justin Beiber

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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