- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Knock Knock Come in

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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