- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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