- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Nothing. He made it home safely.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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