- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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