What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Take part of what?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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