- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would u like to drink?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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