- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Dead girls can't say no.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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