Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Anti Joke

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