- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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