An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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