Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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