- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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