women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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