What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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