- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

read me write me

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Who is it?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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