- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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