- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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