- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

read me write me

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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