What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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