How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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