- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A American seeking into mexico

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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