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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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