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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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