- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

PENIS that is all

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

cory

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

scraggle is in you pillow case

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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