- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If you have a stroke, call 000

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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