- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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