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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Women's rights

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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