- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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