How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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