- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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