- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

whats 7+4? 74

Yo mama's fat.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Amazing

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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