Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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