- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats green? The color green.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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