- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

whats black and strange a paki

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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