- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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