- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Male leadership.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

lets bomb africa

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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