- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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