What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What? Huh?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Boxing on Boxing Day

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's your guys names?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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