- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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