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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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