- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Ehh

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Poker face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??