- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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