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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What? Huh?

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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