roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I read the terms of service.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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