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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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