- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your no better than a cockroach

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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