An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Hail Hitler

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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