If you're happy and you know it get a life

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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