Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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