- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is the name of the car? What

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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