- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

drew edminstin is a rat

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

black chicken. kfc

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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