Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Antijokes...

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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