- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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