- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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