What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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