What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

yolo your orange looks orange

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Women's rights

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Knock Knock. Not home.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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