- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I was watching Fox news.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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