What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Jeff

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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