A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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