- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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