Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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