- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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