What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Equal rights!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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