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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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