- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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