Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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