- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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