Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

black chicken. kfc

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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