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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do you call someone? use a phone

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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