Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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