- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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