What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A Serbian Film

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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