- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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