so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Canadians

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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the redsox

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