What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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