- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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