A man penetrates another man.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Canadians

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just wrote this so hard

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Justin Beiber

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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