How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats funnier than 24? 25

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

richard is fag

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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