- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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