When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

When is a door not a door? Never.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

I? Everett

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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