- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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