- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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