nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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