why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

I literally died laughing

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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