- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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