What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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