- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yolo your orange looks orange

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

penisvaginaorgasm

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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