- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Justin Beiber

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??