Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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your mom

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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