- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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