- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

My spelling is horrible

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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