- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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