4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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