- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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